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Michael Phelps: A Classic Case of Buy Low, Sell High

by Stuart Foster on February 10, 2009

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If you have not been living in a hole for the past couple of weeks, then you know that Michael Phelps was caught smoking a bong back in November. Outrage and protests from parent groups shortly followed. He was smoking that dangerous dangerous, non-performance enhancement drug known as the "weed" (Coughs from sarcasm).

Obviously major brands immediately began withdrawing their endorsements with Phelps. Subway,Kellogs and a slew of others backed away from a personal brand that previously had been golden (12 Times!). However, was this reactionary...and largely stupid? Absolutely, but brands (especially major ones) tend to shy away from controversy.

Where they see trouble: I see dollar signs. Michael Phelps is arguably the greatest Olympic Athlete ever. We are three years away from the Olympics...where most of Phelps pull in advertising revenue would be generated. He didn't kill anyone or hurt anyone. He smoked weed...which arguably 90% of America has done at one point or another. He didn't cheat. He just took a bong hit. Kobe Bryant was charged with rape back in 2003. His brand has recovered spectacularly since the charges were dropped and many of the companies that dropped him have come crawling back. (Despite my utter contempt for that person...difference between him and Phelps= Heinous vs. Stupidity)

So why are companies backing away from Phelps? A lack of cojones. I see this as a major chance for a less popular brand to swoop in and get Phelps at a drastically reduced cost. Hell, they could even go subversive with his image and turn him into the bad boy of swimming. Spitz had chest hair...Michael Phelps has his ridiculous diet and could be the bad boy of swimming. It's not like this wouldn't be the first time that brands have gone in a slightly subversive and fun way in response to a celebrity's screw up. Ask K-Fed.

This is a major chance for a company to make a lot of money with Michael Phelps. Do you have the balls to go with him? Or do you want to play it safe and linger in mediocrity...

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Who was that stupid ass ? Posting MP on tube ! Great friends ,or retards . Any way who going to represent as on next Olympic games ? All going to apologize to MP and gladly let Him swim ? To me He did nothing wrong ! Some of celebrity doing a lot worse and because of that become even more rich . Freaking politicians !

Who was that stupid ass ? Posting MP on tube ! Great friends ,or retards . Any way who going to represent as on next Olympic games ? All going to apologize to MP and gladly let Him swim ? To me He did nothing wrong ! Some of celebrity doing a lot worse and because of that become even more rich . Freaking politicians !

Who was that stupid ass ? Posting MP on tube ! Great friends ,or retards . Any way who going to represent as on next Olympic games ? All going to apologize to MP and gladly let Him swim ? To me He did nothing wrong ! Some of celebrity doing a lot worse and because of that become even more rich . Freaking politicians !

Who was that stupid ass ? Posting MP on tube ! Great friends ,or retards . Any way who going to represent as on next Olympic games ? All going to apologize to MP and gladly let Him swim ? To me He did nothing wrong ! Some of celebrity doing a lot worse and because of that become even more rich . Freaking politicians !

I'm glad that SNL came out with the REALLY!?! video. Because I think most people were thinking it.

Just so you know..."cajones" means "boxes" in Spanish. The term you are looking for is "cojones" - aka "balls".

I think what you say about 90% of Americans having experience of the same thing would put him higher up in the "man just like me so maybe I should listen to what he thinks is a good drink/food/product/service" type of spokesperson.

time for a new up-and-coming-not-run-by-old-gits company to use him as a sponsor?

So Michael Phelps is a guy who drinks at parties smokes a little gambles on high stakes games of beer pong and is the all greatest Olympic medal winner he sounds like a pretty cool guy to me. Michael Phelps is an American Hero. He stood tall and made America proud at the Beijing Olympics. This is how America treats its heroes, we forget all of the hard work Michael Phelps did to achieve his task, we forget the pride we felt with the each gold medal, we forget how Phelps helped America to be competitive against a Chinese when they planned on winning all of the goldu00e2u0080u0099s, we forget all of those things and hang a man for smoking a glass water pipe at a college party. It is time that we as a country stand up for the rights of the individual, itu00e2u0080u0099s time we stand together with our neighbors and take collective control of our destinies. Write a congressman or a senator any of them; imagine the weight of millions of emails calling for a change in policy. In this moment in America anything is possible just Google the email address of youu00e2u0080u0099re representative and send him or her short email. It will take 10 minutes but then you have taken responsibility for change. A senator considers each email as representative of 2 thousand voters.
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Definitely Jon, I just see a gold mine here. (Although he is a person...and not just a stock)

it's a good point ... his value's artificially depressed and is likely to rebound. it could also be a good time for privacy non-profits to get him as a spokesman.

Definitely Jon, I just see a gold mine here. (Although he is a person...and not just a stock)

I'd probably try and get him in something subversive for the meantime...think a cutting edge X-Games type company to poke fun at himself a bit. Then start pitching him to bigger clients. But that company that takes a chance on him...it should pay off big for them. Humility+Humor=Sales.

Good point - I would try and lock him down for a long-term contract on... something. But therein lies the problem; what brand would he be good for in the interim between Olympics?

By the way; this was a pity comment via your Twitter request from @ADMAVEN :)

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